
Hy evrywaan! Ei em triying tiu maek @ niuu languiage. BUAharharhar.
Dis waz @ darre phrom @ frand. Roffle (ouh miy guoshh har har)
Enywaez... Ohkae. Ei em boared.
... HAITCHUU.
Ennd yiu knoe, der wethar iz juss purfeckt.
Guoshh. Ei hairv tiu stohp dis raiht nao. Ei carnt taek eet.
WHOO! Thank God for English is all i have to say. Haha!! Can ANYONE read it? HAHA
LOL. Like, my friend and i were studying.
Me: -thinking- Man, i need to pee. *stands up*
Friend: Where you goin'?
Me: To see Harry Potter. *enters toilet*
Friend: -calls- In The BATHROOM??!!
Me: ... -thinking- I give up.
We were watching a video the other day, Me, Debstaaar and Pereira.
Debstaaar: AHHHHH -covers eyes-
(you should be ablew to tell what kind of stupid video we were watching. If not, it was a video on youtube of "scary" clips from movies. Me and Pereira found them kinda stupid.)
Me: GAHAHAHAAHAH PEREIRA THEY SAWED OFF HIS TOE
Pereira: HAHAHAHA I KNOW. -looks at me-
Me: -Looks at Pereira- *simultaenously* EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT!!!
Debstaaar: AHHHHH
Pereira: -insert insane and maniacal laughter here-
Me: *in an ah-lian-talking-to-boyfriend-voice* Mommie, wif i eat my toe will it grow back???
Pereira: DAHAHAHAHAHA OMG.
Lol. You know you're getting paranoid when you make a back-up sandwhich for the sandwhich you just made in case it gets eaten by your non-existent dog. ROFL.
Anyways... more funny conversations...
Me: I'm about to kill you.
Friend: What?! WHY?!?
Me: Cause i have mental problems.
Friend: Errr.....
~kin kon kan kon~
Me: RECESS OMG GOT TO GO LIEK NAO. -runs-
Friend: ...
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Friend 1: It's not moving.
Friend 2: What's not moving?
Friend 3: The serviette.
Friend 1: i mean, fan's blowing, and everything else is moving cept' the stupid thing.
Me: -stares- *coughs* Well, you see, at this time of the year, it is typical for the serviette to be in hibernation. It won't move till June or July...
*serviette flies off the table*
All: ...
Me: Well, there goes your fun. *walks away*
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Me: GAH I NEED TO GO GET A DRINK OR A MOVIE OR A HOLIDAY OR A SWIM OR THE GYM OR WHATEVER OH MY GOSH I JUST CAN'T STAY IN MY OWN HEAD FOR THAT LONG I CAN'T FOCUS MIDYEARS ARE A COUPLE OF WEEKS AWAY AND I CAN'T GET ANYTHING THROUGH MY THICK NUMB SKULL I'M DEAD I'M DEAD OH MY GOSH GAAAAAAH LOOK AT MY RESULTS THEY SUCK I GOT TO DO SOOOOOOMETHIIIIIIING.
Friend: ...
Me: ... That was on video.
Friend: ... yup.
Me: -bangs head on table repeatedly-
Friend: That too.
Me: ... Damn.
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Friend: -Aims at waterbottle on table with eraser- Shit.
Me: ...
Friend: -tries again- ... Damn.
Me: ...
Friend: -just gotta give it one last shot- !@$#@%(#$T%(&^%(&T%&(#_)(... -walks out of room-
Me: ... -knocks it over with finger- ... Whoop-dee-doo.
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Friend: Whoa, that's cool... you gotta use eggs... you gotta use eggs... to make a souffle!!! -looks around and at me- YOU GOTTA USE EGGS TO MAKE A SOUFFLE!! I JUST FIGURED IT OUT!!
Me: -walks past her and makes a souffle- ... that's great.
Friend: ...
Me: -walks away-
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Me: GWACHOOO.
Friend: Gave me a heart attack.
Me: Cause' that was TOOOE-tally my intention.
Friend: ...
Me: -gets ink on my face by rubbing my eye- Aw crap.
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that's all, folks :D