“Itachi-saaaan?”
“What now, Tobi?”
“I have always wondered… What is Kisame-san exactly?”
“…”
“I don’t understand the question.”
“Well, obviously he isn’t a mammal.”
“Why not?”
“He doesn’t give birth to live young.”
“That’s because he’s a male, Tobi.”
“He doesn’t produce milk.”
“That’s also because he’s a male.”
“So males aren’t mammals?”
“Well…"
LOL.
Anyways. Have been busy studying these past few days.
No time to post GAH.
You know, today I witnessed TOTAL EPIC PHAIL.
Like, my friend tried to look cool cause he had a day of sports so he went to the fridge and got out this bottle and he was like, panting and sweaty and everything and I was waiting for him so we could get back to practicing for his competition.
Then he was all trying to look pwnsome, so he lifted the bottle really HIGH.
And discovered the bloody bottle was still capped.
People outside probably heard my laughter from the kitchen.
EPIC PHAIL.
Funnier still, later we took another break and he walk to the fridge and got the same bottle out and UNSCREWED it this time. Then he tilted it up to drink.
Like. Fast. Really fast.
The water went into his nose and I laughed even harder than the first time.
EPIC PHAIL 2!!! AHHAHAHAHAHA.
DEJA VU!! Rofl. Read a fic:
Naruto was so thirsty that he didn’t even bother with being cool and collected. He just took the water bottle from the fridge and started gulping it down. Rivulets of water cascaded from his mouth all over his neck and chest.
Sasuke got a nosebleed.
“No fantasizing over Naruto kun, you perverted freak!” shouted a grown-up and more daring version of Hinata from the kitchen door.